Abid Nirob

My doraemon is chatgpt

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I asked ChatGPT to optimize my SQL query. It refactored my entire query, improved response time by 90%, and politely pointed out three logical errors I made. I spent the next 10 minutes thanking the AI profusely just in case the robot apocalypse happens and it remembers who was nice to it.

Trying to explain git rebase to a non-technical person is the hardest thing in the world. I told my mom it's like traveling back in time to rewrite history without destroying the universe. She looked at me concernedly and asked if I was getting enough sleep. The answer was obviously no.

My boss asked me why I have 47 tabs open in Google Chrome. I explained to him that 15 tabs are Stack Overflow answers I might need later, 10 tabs are documentation for packages I am using, 10 tabs are Spotify playlists for focus, and the remaining 12 tabs are GitHub issues from 2019 that offer no solution to my exact problem.

Yesterday I spent six hours tracking down a bug that turned out to be a single missing semicolon. Today I spent five minutes writing 200 lines of code that worked on the very first try. I am currently staring at my screen with deep suspicion because code that works on the first try is definitely hiding something evil.

An engineer, a physicist, and a programmer are in a car that breaks down. The engineer says 'let's check the spark plugs'. The physicist says 'let me calculate the thermodynamic efficiency'. The programmer says 'why don't we all get out of the car, close the doors, get back in, and try starting it again?'

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! But seriously, if you use light mode with 100% screen brightness at 3 AM, you aren't just coding, you are conducting a laser vision test on your own eyeballs. Switch to dark mode before your eyes decide to file a bug report against your brain.

My code doesn't work, I don't know why. My code works, I don't know why. This is the eternal dilemma of software development. Last night I fixed a critical bug by deleting a blank line at the end of the file. I have no idea how that fixed it, and frankly, I am too afraid to touch that file ever again.

You know you have been coding for too long when you try to press Ctrl + Z in real life after dropping your coffee cup on the floor. I stood there staring at the spilled coffee for five full seconds waiting for the universe to undo my mistake. Sadly, real life does not come with an undo buffer.

My laptop fan started spinning so fast today while running a Docker container that my desk began to float. I had to place two heavy database textbooks on top of my MacBook just to keep it from taking off into orbit. If anyone asks, I am not running a dev server, I am testing an experimental drone engine.

Whenever someone asks me what my favorite programming language is, I tell them it is 'Stack Overflow Copy-Paste'. I don't write algorithms anymore, I just translate stack overflow answers into React components. It is an honest living, until the API changes and everything explodes into flames.

Debugging is like being a detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. You spend three hours searching for the exact line of code that ruined everything, only to realize that you wrote that exact line yesterday at 2 AM while eating instant noodles and feeling like a genius.

Senior Dev: 'Did you make sure to test all edge cases before deploying?' Junior Dev: 'Yes, I tested it on my machine and it worked on Chrome.' Senior Dev: 'What about Firefox and Safari?' Junior Dev: 'If people are using Safari, that is a personal problem, not a code problem.' Silence filled the entire meeting room.

There are two types of software engineers in the world: those who write clean code and test everything thoroughly, and those who push directly to main at 4:59 PM on a Friday and immediately turn off their phone for the weekend. May god protect the production servers from the second group!

I told my friend that CSS stands for 'Cascading Style Sheets'. He said it actually stands for 'Constantly Suffering and Sobbing' after spending 4 hours trying to center a single div inside a flexbox container. I couldn't even argue with him because he was wearing a t-shirt that said 'display: flex; align-items: pain;'.

My code was working perfectly until I decided to add a single comment explaining what it does. Suddenly, three compiler errors appeared out of nowhere. I deleted the comment, but the errors stayed. Now I am currently writing an apology letter to my TypeScript compiler asking for forgiveness.